Here are a few ways Betty says we can tell what state we're in, BLUE or RED …

Blue States:       Home of good schools
Red States:       Homeskooled good

Blue States:       Favor electric cars
Red States:       Favor electric chairs

Blue States:       Favor institutionalized health care for the poor
Red States:       Favor institutionalizing the poor    

Blue States:       After the 9/11 attacks, put coffins in the ground
Red States:       After the 9/11 attacks, put magnetic flags on the car      

Blue States:       Enormous cities that serve as the engines of human progress
Red States:       Enormous Hummers that serve as the engines for Arab oil

Blue States:       Want to repeal the Patriot Act
Red States:       Want to repeal the Constitution           

Blue States:       Want the right for everyone to worship as they choose
Red States:       Want the right to choose everyone's worship     

Blue States:       Champion women wrestling with the right to choose
Red States:       Choose women's wrestling championships           

Blue States:       Want a rational energy policy
Red States:       Want policy of energetic irrationalism

Check out the rest, some funny, some outrageous. Even a link to "Worst Ever" t-shirts and other items with the smirky face of you-know-who:

Positively,
Carolan