Attn: Red Lobster
Posted by Carolan Gladden at 12/6/2009 11:56 AM 
Categories: Current Events, Stupidity, Ideas, Economy
Categories: Current Events, Stupidity, Ideas, Economy
Dear Red Lobster Management:
I am really sick to death of the "specials" you and many other organizations keep emailing me -- only for 2 people! For your information, nearly 40% of Americans are single -- and of adult women, the percentage goes above 50%.
Get with it -- offer us something nice, a good bargain now and then or how about a singles club with permanent discounts?!
Positively,
Positively,
Carolan
Living directly across the street from Red Lobster.
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